Hell has frozen over? Nick Diaz is doing spinning shit? What is this? Just someone tell me what the hell is this? I don’t understand why this is happening, when one of the greatest and most exciting fighters in the history of MMA is retired and dancing in a garage when he could be out fighting and making tons of money as we cheer him on in awe. In AWE I tell you!
This is just so weird to me, yet utterly perfect at the same time. I can’t quit you, Nick Diaz.